Benchwayze
Established Member
A woman texts her husband one cold winters morning. 'Windows frozen. Help...'
He texts back, 'Pour some warm water over it.'
She replies. 'Great! Computer completely knacked now!' :mrgreen:
Also, I see the Government are having a push on keeping Pensioners fit. They are going to put treadmills in Post Offices. If pensioners can't do the recommended distance, pensions will be frozen, and they have to join a gym, until they attain a certain level of fitness.
What planet are these twits on?
They must think I was born gullible! :lol: :lol: :lol:
He texts back, 'Pour some warm water over it.'
She replies. 'Great! Computer completely knacked now!' :mrgreen:
Also, I see the Government are having a push on keeping Pensioners fit. They are going to put treadmills in Post Offices. If pensioners can't do the recommended distance, pensions will be frozen, and they have to join a gym, until they attain a certain level of fitness.
What planet are these twits on?
They must think I was born gullible! :lol: :lol: :lol:
