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Benchwayze

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A woman texts her husband one cold winters morning. 'Windows frozen. Help...'
He texts back, 'Pour some warm water over it.'
She replies. 'Great! Computer completely knacked now!' :mrgreen:

Also, I see the Government are having a push on keeping Pensioners fit. They are going to put treadmills in Post Offices. If pensioners can't do the recommended distance, pensions will be frozen, and they have to join a gym, until they attain a certain level of fitness.

What planet are these twits on?

They must think I was born gullible! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Steve Maskery

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Yes, I heard the treadmill in POs thing this morning on BH, Hilarious. I forgot what day it was. Jolly jape, I thought. Trouble is, they find such whacky stories on BH normally, it could be April 1st every week!
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