toysandboats
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Hope you enjoy these - some are really clever!
*Two Soups* - his real name is Campbell Baxter.
*Norrie Two Bonnets* - the Glasgow taxi-driver who wears a wig under his cloth cap.
*The Colostomy* - the girlfriend of a married man (i.e. the wee bag on the side).
*The Boomerang Kid* - whenever anyone at work asks a question, he always replies: 'I'll get back to you on that. '
*The Parachute* - lets everyone down at the last minute.
*Vaseline* - his real name is Willie Burns.
*Rembrandt* - loves saying to colleagues: 'Let me put you in the picture...'
*Bo Derek* - a chap called Derek with terrible body odour.
*The Genie* - magically appears whenever anyone opens a bottle.
*Dulux* - his pals reckon he's only got one coat.
*Soapy* - washes his hands of any problems that crop up..
*The Yeti* - always on the sick. Many unconfirmed sightings of this guy,but nobody can prove he actually exists.
*The Gas Man* - he's serviced loads of old boilers.
*The Hostage* - when anyone asks for help he always replies: 'Sorry, my hands are tied.'
*The Olympic Flame* - He never goes out
David
*Two Soups* - his real name is Campbell Baxter.
*Norrie Two Bonnets* - the Glasgow taxi-driver who wears a wig under his cloth cap.
*The Colostomy* - the girlfriend of a married man (i.e. the wee bag on the side).
*The Boomerang Kid* - whenever anyone at work asks a question, he always replies: 'I'll get back to you on that. '
*The Parachute* - lets everyone down at the last minute.
*Vaseline* - his real name is Willie Burns.
*Rembrandt* - loves saying to colleagues: 'Let me put you in the picture...'
*Bo Derek* - a chap called Derek with terrible body odour.
*The Genie* - magically appears whenever anyone opens a bottle.
*Dulux* - his pals reckon he's only got one coat.
*Soapy* - washes his hands of any problems that crop up..
*The Yeti* - always on the sick. Many unconfirmed sightings of this guy,but nobody can prove he actually exists.
*The Gas Man* - he's serviced loads of old boilers.
*The Hostage* - when anyone asks for help he always replies: 'Sorry, my hands are tied.'
*The Olympic Flame* - He never goes out
David