We have a Blackbird that has commandeered the cement mixer for the last three years, currently on second clutch this year. His nibs is a constant threat to body and nerves as he departs on food foray at high speed, about two foot off the ground and around a 90deg. turn round the door end of the greenhouse and straight down the middle of the pathway and under a gated arch.
That reminds me of one of the station vans years ago. When I was stationed at Fire Brigade Headquarters a bird decided to build her nest on the back wheel of one of the station vans, we pointed this out to the Deputy Chief Fire Officer, he instructed us to hide the keys and put a note in the change over book saying, "the vehicle is not to be moved until further notice" the mechanics in workshops were livid. Happy days.