A guy walks into a bar and buys a pint. Next to him on the counter is a bowl of peanuts. One of the peanuts looks at the guy and starts to tell him how good looking he is, then another tells him he thinks he will get lucky with the ladies tonight.
This makes him feel great, and with a new found air of confidence he walks over to a lady standing by the fruit machine. Before he says one word, the fruit machine tells him he's got bad breath, BO, no fashion sense and couldn't 'pull a bird' if he had a gold card and a Ferrari..
Deflated, he walks back to the bar and sobs into his pint. The barman asks the guy if he's alright. He tells the barman his woes, and the barman says "well, the nuts are complimentary, but the fruit machine is just out of order"
Roy
This makes him feel great, and with a new found air of confidence he walks over to a lady standing by the fruit machine. Before he says one word, the fruit machine tells him he's got bad breath, BO, no fashion sense and couldn't 'pull a bird' if he had a gold card and a Ferrari..
Deflated, he walks back to the bar and sobs into his pint. The barman asks the guy if he's alright. He tells the barman his woes, and the barman says "well, the nuts are complimentary, but the fruit machine is just out of order"
Roy
