You know you're getting old when...

[nev]

...You put yer back out whilst washing (whats left of) your hair! #-o

 

[Chippygeoff]

When you can no longer stand on one leg to put your trousers on.

 

[Grahamshed]

When you have one leg in the trousers and cannot remember if you are putting them on or taking them off.

 

[Racers]

When you have forgotten what trousers are for.

Pete

 

[Random Orbital Bob]

when the trousers are in fact "incontinence pants"

 

[Vic Perrin]

When you, when you, when you, when you, when you ?

 

[Grahamshed]

When the start and end of a sentence are not referring to the detergent would you use ?

 

[Phil Pascoe]

When you can no longer stand on one leg to put your trousers on.

:lol: Try putting them on when you've only got one and a bit legs.

 

[wellywood]

You can remember all the words to the Champion the Wonder Horse theme you last heard aged 12 but can't remember your own phone number.
(I'm speaking from personal experience).

 

[MMUK]

You go to the bathroom but you've already been when you get there :lol:

 

[steadyeddie]

When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night

Dave

 

[Phil Pascoe]

My father used to say "I'm not as good as I once was... but I'm once as good as I ever was".

 

[KevM]

I occasionally get reprimanded for wandering around the house (I won't say hanging out around the house...) having forgotten to do my flies up after splashing my boots - my standard response is to explain that at least I remembered to unzip in the first place... doubtless the time will come...

 

[ColeyS1]

Prefer some of radio 2 to most of radio 1

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[SammyQ]

Kev?

"I occasionally get reprimanded ...... having forgotten to do my flies up "

Me too. The problem is, being just under 60, I still work................... In a boys' school. ............... With lots of female teachers. .........


Sam

 

[RossJarvis]

Prefer some of radio 2 to most of radio 1

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Prefer any of Radio 2 to all of Radio 1, start listening to Classic FM and know where Radio 3 is.

I knew I was old when the new lodger asked if we had "wireless", I took her into the kitchen and pointed to the Robert's Radio. She, holding her lap-top, was perplexed!!

 

[KevM]

Kev?

"I occasionally get reprimanded ...... having forgotten to do my flies up "

Me too. The problem is, being just under 60, I still work................... In a boys' school. ............... With lots of female teachers. .........


Sam

Sam,

I think you need to come up with a system - and fast; just make sure it doesn't involve talking to little Sam!

(I'm still clinging on to mid '40s by the way - I just blame it on my distracted genius tendencies...)

 

[SammyQ]

"I think you need to come up with a system"

Jogging bottoms would be just perfect 'cept we have a dress code.....

Sam

 

[whiskywill]

Yesterday morning I got up for work, went into the kitchen and put the kettle on. I dropped a teabag into a mug and, when waiting for the kettle to boil, poured some cornflakes into a bowl and then.............I poured boiling water over my cornflakes.

 

[henton49er]

Yesterday morning I got up for work, went into the kitchen and put the kettle on. I dropped a teabag into a mug and, when waiting for the kettle to boil, poured some cornflakes into a bowl and then.............I poured boiling water over my cornflakes.

You don't have to be old. My 20-something daughter was making tea and put milk in the cups; while doing this she also filled the sugar bowl with milk! #-o #-o