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ByronBlack

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Playing about on ebay today, I stuck in a bid, never thought i'd win it - I couldn't surely! It was a smaller bid than any machine they have sold previsouly and quite a discount on their shop price. Surely someone would outbid me with a minute to go as that ALWAYS happens on items I really want.

Ooh, it didn't!!

Oh, erm, SWMBO doesn't know about this - it's a bit to big to hide, maybe if I build a cabinet around it she won't notice (apart from the lights dimming when turning it on).

Oh, erm, how do I move it? It weighs 23 stone.

I sold my car recently, and was going to spend the money on a holiday, but this looked such a bargain, hope SWMBO see's my logic:

I present, my only gloat for the rest of this year (maybe forever when SMWBO find out) I'll blame Mr Charlesworth as he told me hand planning lots of wood is not practical (only Joking DC) :

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Does anyone else have this machine? It's the Lyndhurst.

Here's the link if anyone is interested in the spec:

http://www.lyndhurstwoodworking.co.uk/detail.php?id=227
 
£400 ?....good deal !

£67 postage is a smack in the gob - do you have a big postman & letterbox?

Chris.
 
Jason - mind if I hide out round your place for a while? :lol: :lol:

Chris - I was thinking of going to collect it as my company currently pays for the diesel on the van i'm driving, not sure if it would be too heavy for an escort van though, i'll have to find a 23 stone fat friend to sit in the back to test it before driving down there. Aye, I got it for dead on £400 - £98 pound saving from their site, and a bit cheaper than most of them have gone before so I was really surprised to see that I won it.
 
Hold the phone !

Let me get this straight, you sold your car, then told your wife that you were going on holiday and now you've spent the money on a planer ?

I'm holding my stomach and laughing and then I'm taking deep breathes and sweating cold and then the tears start and then I start laughing again............. :lol: :? :shock: :cry: :lol:

Nice to have known you BB
 
Here lies Byron Black
Didn't tell Swmbo
because he didn't want flack

Bought it on Ebay
cos it looked so nice
Good gloat there Byron
God Rest In Piece. :lol:

Thats one hell of a machine Byron, can't wait to see a write up on it. :)
 
ByronBlack said:
Jason - mind if I hide out round your place for a while? :lol: :lol: /quote]

If Jason doesn't let you hide out at his place, I'm sure any number of forum members would be only to glad to let you hide the loot in their workshop for a short while. :lol: :lol:

Good Luck! You better start damage control, well before the loot arrives. [-X [-o<

Brad
 
dickm":1gxgqagz said:
Dunno about the springs on the Escort van, or the hernias lifting it in, but have you thought about the need for new wiring to cope with it? :lol:

..... or the new pair of b***@**s you'll need after your SWMBO's worked you over? :-({|= :tool:
 
IF you get away with this I hope you'll share your secret with me.

Last summer I came home with a bit more timber than SWMBO was expecting :shock:. Actually about 10 cu ft more than she was expecting. I'm still suffering.
 
Lord Nibbo":xsrjeasn said:
Thats one hell of a machine Byron, can't wait to see a write up on it. :)

Do you think he will get the chance :shock: :wink:

Nice buy BB ( if he gets the chance ti use it)

Look forward to the review 8-[ [-o<
 
I fully intend to do a review of this from intial setup to use, should be fun! Just got to think of a way to get it into the workshop as I still have a foot and half trench in front, maybe a crafty solution made from pulleys and squirrels will do the trick.
 
Just don't forget single bed in first then the machine :lol: weather's picking up so it shouldn't be too cold on a night.
I have the machine also :D .
 
I have the FOX machine which looks the same . I had to make small adjustments to the relationship of the tables to the cutter barrel to keep the edge of the blade/s parallel to the tables and the tables flat and straight its adjusting nuts and bolts just takes time and a straight edge.The odd pointer and scale also needed adjustment. The thicknesser on the drive end of the cutter barrel had difficulty pulling the wood through but waxing the bead helped a lot i did make some adjustments to tension but these may not be required and how you work can help if there is a problem (place the wood away from the drive side) and the bed cast iron polishes with use .
Once up and running with the three blade cutter it gives a good finish and the long beds straighted up the wood well.
https://www.ukworkshop.co.uk/forums/viewtopic.php?t=594&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=30
 
BB
I'm sure that the trench will come in handy for your missus to put you in when she finds out! :roll:

You must have brass ones mate!

Spending the holiday dosh on a planer... must write that down!

Regards,
martin
 
Ok

SWMBO knows!

And.... she's cool with it. I've arranged two months worth of overtime at work, so i'll easily cover the cost and we'll be jetting of on our summer hols this year with no problems, disaster averted. I get the beast next monday! Can't wait.

Does anyone have some good links to information on these type of machines with regards setting them up, good safety practice, techniques etc..?
 
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