Two fish in a tank.

[graduate_owner]

Hi forum readers,
did you hear about the two fish in a tank? One said to the other "so, do you know how to drive this thing?"

(Courtesy of my son-in-law in the TA)

K

 

[Reggie]

How do you get to(2) wales in a tank?

No Idea, ask the fish

 

[whiskywill]

Two snowmen in a garden.
One said to the other "Can you smell carrots?"

 

[Steve Maskery]

Two parrots sitting on a perch....

There are no jokes like the old jokes.
S

 

[whiskywill]

What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop?

Shoe!

 

[graduate_owner]

Yeah, the perch one is my favourite.

And the "what's with the big paws/pause"?

K

 

[Racers]

She opened the door in her nightdress...

And I thought funny place to have a door

Pete