THE PASTOR'S NEW FALSE TEETH:
A Pastor went to the dentist for a new set of false teeth. The first Sunday after getting his new set, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, for ten minutes. The following Sunday, for 2 hours and 48 minutes!!!
On that 3rd Sunday the congregation had to manually get him down from the pulpit; and then they asked: What happened?
The Pastor explained the first Sunday his gums hurt so badly he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums were sore and he couldn’t talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up... :roll:
Take care.
Chris R
A Pastor went to the dentist for a new set of false teeth. The first Sunday after getting his new set, he talks for only eight minutes.
The second Sunday, for ten minutes. The following Sunday, for 2 hours and 48 minutes!!!
On that 3rd Sunday the congregation had to manually get him down from the pulpit; and then they asked: What happened?
The Pastor explained the first Sunday his gums hurt so badly he couldn't talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums were sore and he couldn’t talk for more than 10 minutes. But, the third Sunday, he put his wife's teeth in by mistake and he couldn't shut up... :roll:
Take care.
Chris R
