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22 Dec 2010
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A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane
when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black
Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.

The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the
dog was allowed on the plane.

The second man explained that he was a DEA agent and that the dog
was a sniffing dog. "His name is Sniffer and he's the best there
is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."

The plane took off, and once it levelled out, the agent said, "Watch
this." He told Sniffer to "search."

Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very
purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.

Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the agent's arm.

The agent said, "Good boy," and he turned to the man and said, "That
woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her
seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land."

"Say, that's pretty neat," replied the first man.

Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles.

The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds,
returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the
agent's arm.

The agent said, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making
a note of his seat number for the police."

"I like it!" said his seat mate.

The agent then told Sniffer to search again.

Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down
for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into
the middle seat and proceeded to poop all over the place.

The first man was really grossed out by this behaviour and couldn't
figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so
he asked the agent "What's going on?"

The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb."