Joke of the day

[TrimTheKing]

I felt sorry for the hypnotist I went to see last night.

He put 7 of the biggest rugby players I have ever seen in a trance then dropped the mic on his foot and shouted "F~ck me!".

What happened next will haunt me for ever!!!

 

[Sportique]

OOOhh that wath nithe, do it again =P~ =P~ =P~

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Dave

 

[wizer]

Bloody racist

 

[TrimTheKing]

Bloody racist

:? :lol:

 

[Digit]

Your a sick man Mark! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Roy.

 

[TrimTheKing]

Your a sick man Mark! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Roy.

Quite possibly, but I'm still trying to work out how it makes me a racist...unless it's a slut against people from Rugby?

 

[big soft moose]

...unless it's a slut against people from Rugby?

ive heard there are quite a few sluts against the people of rugby :lol: , but i think you meant a slur

clearly its racist because every joke thats posted about anyone is racist now - the hypnotist must have been one race or another afterall

 

[TrimTheKing]

...unless it's a slut against people from Rugby?

ive heard there are quite a few sluts against the people of rugby :lol: , but i think you meant a slur

clearly its racist because every joke thats posted about anyone is racist now - the hypnotist must have been one race or another afterall

Haha, nice spot, i'll leave it in there for sh!ts and giggles

Ahhhhh, I get it now!

Nah, the hypnotist was completely transparent, was born everywhere (and nowhere) and was non denominational. Can't have been him.

 

[big soft moose]

...unless it's a slut against people from Rugby?

ive heard there are quite a few sluts against the people of rugby :lol: , but i think you meant a slur

clearly its racist because every joke thats posted about anyone is racist now - the hypnotist must have been one race or another afterall

Haha, nice spot, i'll leave it in there for sh!ts and giggles

Ahhhhh, I get it now!

Nah, the hypnotist was completely transparent, was born everywhere (and nowhere) and was non denominational. Can't have been him.

you transparentist - on behalf of transparent nondenominational people everywhere I am deeply offended ( although i am neither transparent nor nondenominational) :lol: :lol:

 

[TrimTheKing]

Well, well, you're just a Transparentist-ist! So there!

 

[wizer]

Bunch of bloody bigots

 

[Sportique]

Bunch of bloody bigots

Ah. The PM speaks :shock: :lol:

Dave

 

[gasmansteve]

No he`s just a penitent sinner :lol:

Steve

 

[woodguy7]

You guys crack me up, should be on telly :lol:

 

[big soft moose]

Bunch of bloody bigots

i find that comment very bigotist - i blame the moderators :lol:

 

[Sportique]

Bunch of bloody bigots

i find that comment very bigotist - i blame the moderators :lol:

Confucius say "man who whispers into microphone will be heard" :shock: :shock:

 

[Tom K]

Bunch of bloody bigots

i find that comment very bigotist - i blame the moderators :lol:

He's not bigotist he's a haematologist.

 

[studders]

Is a Smallotist the opposite of a Bigotist ???

:duno:

 

[woodbloke]

Is a Smallotist the opposite of a Bigotist ???

:duno:

...and what would happen if you had a little typo and missed the 's' out of bigotist 8-[ :lol: or even transposed it to the end? - Rob

 

[Digit]

You'd get banned!

Roy.