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Alex H

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A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo, Japan ..

Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called
down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.

'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down
the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your
purposes.'

Sceptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted
15.00 Yen, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the
machine started to buzz and whirl.

Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed
his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.

Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,
'Manicures, 20.00 Yen'.

'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands
into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen
seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly
manicured.

The next machine had a sign that read,
'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 1
Yen.'

The salesman looked both ways, put one Yen in the machine, unzipped
his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the
opening.
When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony
and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.

With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender
unit, which now had a button sewn neatly on the end.
 

blackrodd

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:shock: Buttonhole on the JT? Doesn't bare thinking about!
Thanks for sharing today's excellent chuckle.
Regards Rodders
 

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RogerS":3158z4r9 said:
That joke is at least 40 years old!
Quite possibly Roger, but there are very few Japanese hotels in Sunny Devon, at the moment!
Regards Rodders
 
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