I have another problem

[Gary]

I can't remember those sort of things happening to me. (hammer)

 

[mailee]

What things? I seem to remember reading about this somewhere? Oh yes above. :lol: Anyway woody even if you can't swim you should burn off a lot of calories trying to stay on the surface. :lol:

 

[big soft moose]

give it a few more years and you won't even be able to remember where you left your T-shirt......

Paul

I've started early on 'forgetting things'.

Just the other day, getting my jacket on prior to making my way down to the workshop....

'Don't forget to take the rubbish down with you.....'

'Don't forget to take the Rubbish down with you......'

'Do NOT forget.... take the rubbish with you...'

Get to the Workshop......

'Hmmmm, I was supposed to do something on the way down here, now what was it?'




That's just one of many.

today i spent a good twenty minuites looking for my safety specs , till by PA pointed out they were hanging from my shirt pocket

 

[Eric The Viking]

My other half sent me this earlier in the week. I think it's a bit pointed...


Arthur is 90 years old.

He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he
arrives home looking downcast.

"That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has got
so bad. Once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went."

His wife sympathizes. As they sit down, she has a suggestion: "Why don't
you take my brother with you, and give it one more try."

"That's no good," sighs Arthur. "Your brother is one hundred and three.
He can't help."

"He may be a hundred and three," says the wife, "but his eyesight is
perfect."

So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-
in-law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing, and squints down the
fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law. "Did you see the ball?"

"Of course I did!", says the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight."

"So where did it go?" asks Arthur.

"Can't remember."

(homer) (homer) (homer) (homer) (homer)

 

[studders]

:lol:

 

[devonwoody]

Hearing problems in old age can be embarrassing as well