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Travis Byrne

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Thanks for replying Trev.
I was trying to bait Slimshavings. :twisted:
By the way, Trev, I look up to you :D ( I am only 6'4")
Travis
 

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Looking at it again Travis I reckon that Bubba and Earl are definitely from Tennessee, because they were obviously on that Tennessee Space Shuttle Fuel, :shock: falsely labelled as 'Bud' :lol: :lol:

Yep - most people look up to me - but it doesn't seem to mean much though :?. But at least I can always get through the crowd to reach the bar without too much trouble. :wink:

Spent loads of time last night :roll: looking at mamarocks - interesting.

Cheers,

Trev.
 

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Ya'all can't tell Georgia boys when you hear'em ?????
HEre in Tenn we pay up front so they don'task them qweschions!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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Redneck Driver's Application

Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.

Last name: ________________

First name:
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name: __________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________ 3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
Lover's Name: __________________________
2nd Lover's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin [_] Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) If you obtained a higher education what was your major?
[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck ____ kitchen
____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse
____ shed ____ pawnshop

Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable

How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man [_] Skoal

How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know
 

Travis Byrne

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Very good slim :D
I started filling the form out, but there was too many trick questions and beside that, it didn't even ask what color was my trailer house. :twisted:
Here in Oklahoma we have to take an oral test as we cant read so good.(or rite eather)BUT we are all good looking and rich (well the first couple days of the month.) :wink:

Aint life grand--I wouldnt have missed it for the world.

Travis
 

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Excellent Slim.

Noel
 
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