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HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION
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ELEMENT Women
SYMBOL Wo.
DISCOVERER Adam
ATOMIC MASS Accepted at 53.6 kg but known to vary from 40-200kg
OCCURRENCES Copious quantities in all urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1 Surface usually covered with painted film
2 Boils at nothing, freezes without reason
3 Melts if given special treatment
4 Bitter if incorrectly used
5 Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore
6 Yields if pressure applied to correct places

CHEMICAL COMPOSTION
1 Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of other precious substances
2 Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3 May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
4 Insoluble in liquids, but activity increase greatly by saturation of alcohol
5 Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

COMMON USES
1 Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2 Can greatly aid relaxation
3 Very effective cleaning agent

TESTS
1 Pure specimen turns rosy, pink when discovered in its natural state
2 Turns green when placed at the side of a better specimen

HAZARDS
1 Highly dangerous except in experience hands
2 It is illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained in different locations as long as specimens do not come into contact with each other.
 
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