steve66
Established Member
HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION
BULLETIN
ELEMENT Women
SYMBOL Wo.
DISCOVERER Adam
ATOMIC MASS Accepted at 53.6 kg but known to vary from 40-200kg
OCCURRENCES Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1 Surface usually covered with painted film
2 Boils at nothing, freezes without reason
3 Melts if given special treatment
4 Bitter if incorrectly used
5 Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore
6 Yields if pressure applied to correct places
CHEMICAL COMPOSTION
1 Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of other precious substances
2 Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3 May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
4 Insoluble in liquids, but activity increase greatly by saturation of alcohol
5 Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
COMMON USES
1 Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2 Can greatly aid relaxation
3 Very effective cleaning agent
TESTS
1 Pure specimen turns rosy, pink when discovered in its natural state
2 Turns green when placed at the side of a better specimen
HAZARDS
1 Highly dangerous except in experience hands
2 It is illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained in different locations as long as specimens do not come into contact with each other.
BULLETIN
ELEMENT Women
SYMBOL Wo.
DISCOVERER Adam
ATOMIC MASS Accepted at 53.6 kg but known to vary from 40-200kg
OCCURRENCES Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1 Surface usually covered with painted film
2 Boils at nothing, freezes without reason
3 Melts if given special treatment
4 Bitter if incorrectly used
5 Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore
6 Yields if pressure applied to correct places
CHEMICAL COMPOSTION
1 Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of other precious substances
2 Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3 May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
4 Insoluble in liquids, but activity increase greatly by saturation of alcohol
5 Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
COMMON USES
1 Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
2 Can greatly aid relaxation
3 Very effective cleaning agent
TESTS
1 Pure specimen turns rosy, pink when discovered in its natural state
2 Turns green when placed at the side of a better specimen
HAZARDS
1 Highly dangerous except in experience hands
2 It is illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained in different locations as long as specimens do not come into contact with each other.
