Hair Remover (Good Tip !)

[AES]

My wife found out that our dog, a Schnauzer, could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could then hear fine.

The vet then told Andrea that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover, then rub that in the dog's ears once a month.

So Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover.

At the cash register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."

Andrea replied, "I'm not using it under my arms."

So the pharmacist said, "OK, If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."

To which Andrea said "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist said, "Well, don't ride your bike for about a week."

AES

 

[Random Orbital Bob]

=D>

 

[blackrodd]

Very good! =D> =D> =D> Thanks.
I started off thinking this was a serious tale, my answer was going to be,
Hair remover? Kids and a bloody mortgage!
Rodders

 

[AES]

"Thanks for the thanks" Gents, glad you liked it. So did I.

I must confess (I do HATE that expression "fess up"!), that I can't take the credit. Someone sent it to me today.

Cheers
AES

 

[John15]

Thanks AES - best joke I've heard for ages

John

 

[Richard863]

Oh! And I always thought it was the bedhead. :roll:

Richard

 

[Jonzjob]

That's a very clever dog if it can ride a bike :? :?