whiskywill
Established Member
A group of kindergarten children were trying very hard to become accustomed to being in the first grade.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use 'Big People'
words, and she was continuously reminding them about it.
She asked John what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana"
"No John, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words !"
She then asked Andrew what he had done.
"I took a ride on a choo-choo Miss"
She said. "No Andrew, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words now"
She then asked little Alex what he had done.
"I read a book over the weekend Miss", he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL !" the teacher said. "Please tell the whole class what book you read Alex"
Alex thought real hard about it, remembering to use 'Big People' words, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said:
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"Winnie the SH*T"
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use 'Big People'
words, and she was continuously reminding them about it.
She asked John what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana"
"No John, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words !"
She then asked Andrew what he had done.
"I took a ride on a choo-choo Miss"
She said. "No Andrew, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words now"
She then asked little Alex what he had done.
"I read a book over the weekend Miss", he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL !" the teacher said. "Please tell the whole class what book you read Alex"
Alex thought real hard about it, remembering to use 'Big People' words, then puffed out his chest with great pride and said:
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.
.
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.
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"Winnie the SH*T"
