Eric The Viking
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So he makes all the effort building it; she hangs about looking decorative and occasionally giving him come-hither looks...
... and just this morning, when he's done all the hard work (see below), another bloke turns up, flexes his biceps, says, "Hey girl, how about it?"* and then it's "fight; fight; FIGHT!". Tough old world out there if you're a Blue-***.
You can tell he's young and daft: he was going to the far end of our (tiny) garden, and tugging away like crazy at the grass and moss on the "lawn".
I took pity on him on Tuesday and raked up a pile of moss and clippings to make things easier. That's where the pics were taken. But he took exception to something and has since gone back to pulling up his own - so much so you can actually see where he's been doing it (the "lawn" is pretty threadbare).
But the really daft thing is that I put the small pile in the end that gets the sunshine, so that it dried. And that end of the lawn is closer to the nestbox, too. But he prefers his moss sopping wet, and does most of the grass collecting in the early morning, before even the dew has come off it.
I bet she'll be complaining about the lack of central heating shortly...
E.
*Knopfler was spot-on!
... and just this morning, when he's done all the hard work (see below), another bloke turns up, flexes his biceps, says, "Hey girl, how about it?"* and then it's "fight; fight; FIGHT!". Tough old world out there if you're a Blue-***.
You can tell he's young and daft: he was going to the far end of our (tiny) garden, and tugging away like crazy at the grass and moss on the "lawn".
I took pity on him on Tuesday and raked up a pile of moss and clippings to make things easier. That's where the pics were taken. But he took exception to something and has since gone back to pulling up his own - so much so you can actually see where he's been doing it (the "lawn" is pretty threadbare).
But the really daft thing is that I put the small pile in the end that gets the sunshine, so that it dried. And that end of the lawn is closer to the nestbox, too. But he prefers his moss sopping wet, and does most of the grass collecting in the early morning, before even the dew has come off it.
I bet she'll be complaining about the lack of central heating shortly...
E.
*Knopfler was spot-on!