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mahking51

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I don't know if anyone has seen this new discovery that has come to light during a recent expedition to Easter Island.

Apparently there was a long lost tribe of early Polynesian craftsmen who worshipped a strange set of brass bound deities called the leusnielsoniei.

Anyway they have recently uncovered a very well preserved statue of one of these early forefathers of the Screwfix dynasty. It is believed but not yet proven that this is a good likeness of one of the two high priests of this arcane sect who go by the name of PhillaWakarei.

At enormous personal risk I have obtained the image reproduced below but I must warn all who wish to view this that it must only be seen in a mirror, direct viewing causes an unstoppable urge to go to an American website and make vast payments on your credit card. This, in turn engenders immediate bankruptcy; the violent opprobium of fellow forum members and possible divorce - you have been warned!



Best Regards
martin
(Suffering brain fade and shoulder ache after 16 dog holes by hand as the sodding wood was too thick for drill press!)
 

CHJ

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Is it my imagination or has the guy in the pic got a Saw throat :) :)
 

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Is it my imagination or has he a leaning towards the exotic? :D

Might know it would be Philly who Spo (a shave) ke :roll:
 

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