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11 Apr 2004
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Paignton Devon
Someone thought I needed a bit of a talking too.

1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon and some days
you're the statue!

2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat

3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the
middle of it.

4 * Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.

5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.

7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
warning to others.

8 * Never buy a car you can't push.

9* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then
you won't have a leg to stand on.

10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

12 * The second mouse gets the cheese.

13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

15 * You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the
world to one person.

16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.

17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are
pretty, and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different
colors, but they all have to live in the same box.

18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

19 * Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today.

20 * It was me, your friend!


I will not buy anymore tools...
6 Nov 2009
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sunny somerset!
devonwoody":2sz81o8x said:
4 * Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.

8 * Never buy a car you can't push.
i like these two



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10 Mar 2007
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West Muddylands
I like Number Six.

A few months ago I had a 'softie' moment and fell for a sob-story.
I thought I knew the guy too. Haven't seen him since he paid back 50% of it!
I really should know better! 8)