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I'm currently using the DeWalt PZ2's in a 125Nm DeWalt impact driver. IIRC, £6.99 for a pack of 25....still got 24 left in the box. :P

Paddy and Murphy were in a two seater bi-plane, Paddy in the front seat & Murphy in the rear. They had been flying for a while when Murphy tapped Paddy on the shoulder. Paddy turned around and Murphy shouted "IF THE PLANE TURNS UPSIDE-DOWN, WILL WE FALL OUT?" Paddy shouted back "I WOULDN'T...

As per previous PM Kev, I'm still flat out right now, but will get you sorted as time permits.

I have the Airshield and initially suffered from neck-ache when first using it. Now....not a problem, the neck muscles involved adapt pretty quickly. :wink:

To continue RogerM's golfing joke theme: Two best friends of about equal handicap, decide to play a round of golf to see who is the better player. They agree that they must play the ball as it lies. They play the front nine even and on the 10th, the first player hits a good drive down the...

A young man goes into a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. The waiter brings it to him and just as he's ready to enjoy his meal, the Maitre D' comes running over and says: "I'm terribly sorry Sir, but I'm afraid there has been a big mistake with your meal. You see that Police Officer stting...

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard the front door being opened by her husband. "Quickly," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over her lover, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move, just pretend you're a statue." she instructed. "What's this...

In between performances at the theatre, the usher walks down the aisles and checks that nobody is trying to get another show for free. When she reaches row H6, she notices a man sprawled across three seats. She tells the man to leave, but he just mumbles and stays put, so she goes to get the...

Wow! I used a Fein MultiMaster for the first time yesterday. It was at the start of a 'virgin' session fitting laminate flooring for a relative, where some other guys were fitting solid oak floors downstairs. I'd asked for a little advice with the door-casing and architrave, when the Fein was...

Look here for Parts Diagram & Instruction Manual in PDF form: http://www.mgspowerquip.co.uk/index.php ... ts_id=5365

Apart from the news, I can't really say that I sit down and watch the TV regularly. I bought an LG 19" TV/LCD monitor to sit beside my PC monitor as a dual-screen setup and in case I wanted to watch TV whilst working, but more often than not, it displays an empty desktop backdrop...

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I remember B&W TV, watching the snooker and being advised "For those with B&W TV's, the Pink is behind the Blue." :) I also remember sitting for hours in front of the TV (B&W), playing on the 'Computer' (16k ZX Spectrum). The TV broke down and Mum got it replaced...then sat on the sofa, pineappled...

Kevin, I'll second the above. I'm a bit of a hoarder, so please list what the scumbags lifted and if I have anything going spare that fits the bill, you can have it.

You want your hat & coat? :lol:

If you fancy a wander round B&Q, there is, or used to be, a book titled "Furniture Workshop, A Woodworker's Guide", by Kevin Ley. It's easy to spot, the lower half of the front is grey and the top half has a guy with an eyepatch holding a router. Inside, starting at page 62, he shows the...

Rob, you can go here to check your broadband stable rate according to BT: http://speedtester.bt.com/ Mine had dropped to 500kbps as the line deteriorated and took 4 days IIRC to come up to where it is now, which is twice what it was before I noticed any problems with the phones.

Caretaker, the clue has to do with some statement attributed to him... Punch the letters on the tickertape into the Enigma machine, write down what get's lit up on the other board. The 'a' is incorrectly returned as a 'h' instead of an 'e'. After the first few letters, you should get it...

Mailee, that really sucks, prolly the same scrotes that tried last time. Actually, although I agree with the punishment they would have got if you DID catch them, I'm glad you didn't for two reasons. 1. They're obviously tooled up to get the window open, and you wouldn't want the tool used...

A young man was walking along the High Street, where upon he passed a horologist's store. Through the front window, he noticed an exceptionally attractive blonde behind the sales desk and felt compelled to meet her acquaintance. He turned back, entered the door, approached the desk and placed...