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No - me neither - I think he talked a lot of Ship...

Or maybe like me, when the Police turn up at your door & they both look like school-kids ?

In the north of England we say "kick the bucket" because being considerate enough not to let our spouses or children find us dangling, we do it at work !

This is, of course, true - but after a couple of weeks you will find that you have effectively trained the offending cat & the Lion Dung can be removed and buried.

I have found that Lion Dung; sourced from any zoo & strewn around the perimeter of the garden Completely Stops Cats from using my garden as a toilet !

Telling & listening to "dirty" jokes; is a form of aural sex !

People who drink alcohol normally speak a load of twaddle !

I put pizza IN Pineapple !

My Father said "A whistling woman & a cackling hen, brings the devil out of his den !"

Join a Lonely Hearts Club & show her your options....she will advise you what your best course of action is.

Looks as though it could be used to plane out Rebates on 2 Faces at once.

Definition of poltroon noun from the Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary poltroon noun /pɒlˈtruːn/ /pɑːlˈtruːn/ (old use, disapproving) a coward (= a person who lacks courage) Word Origin early 16th cent.: from French poltron, from Italian poltrone, perhaps from poltro ‘sluggard’.

Order placed, thanks PHILL !

It gave me Dermatitis.

Did your Grandfather have his coat pockets filled with ferrets ?

I think you missed the point James, my search wasn't for carpet shops - it was for a Paper Map.

I've recently relocated from Cornwall to North East Lincolnshire... Needing to find a cheap carpet shop;- so wanting to feel the quality to balance it against the price, I decided to avoid the internet... I went into town & asked around. but everyone I asked said they had no ideas to offer, as...

The Carpentry & Joinery Instructors told us that it's necessary to "Heat The Bricks As Much As You Can" - so just a quick flaming isn't enough. They told us that dry-rot fungus & spores can only survive when the moisture-level "Exceeds 18%" The purpose of the Blowtorch is to Dry-Out the...

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You are doing the right thing with the Bonfire ! - The Best Way to Sterilise the Brickwork is with a Blowtorch ! - When I took a City & Guilds Course in 1979 I was told that the local council can take you to court for Transporting Any Material Containing Dry Rot to Anywhere; even the Council Tip...