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No - me neither - I think he talked a lot of Ship...

Or maybe like me, when the Police turn up at your door & they both look like school-kids ?

In the north of England we say "kick the bucket" because being considerate enough not to let our spouses or children find us dangling, we do it at work !

This is, of course, true - but after a couple of weeks you will find that you have effectively trained the offending cat & the Lion Dung can be removed and buried.

I have found that Lion Dung; sourced from any zoo & strewn around the perimeter of the garden Completely Stops Cats from using my garden as a toilet !

Telling & listening to "dirty" jokes; is a form of aural sex !

People who drink alcohol normally speak a load of twaddle !

I put pizza IN Pineapple !

My Father said "A whistling woman & a cackling hen, brings the devil out of his den !"

Join a Lonely Hearts Club & show her your options....she will advise you what your best course of action is.

Looks as though it could be used to plane out Rebates on 2 Faces at once.

Definition of poltroon noun from the Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary poltroon noun /pɒlˈtruːn/ /pɑːlˈtruːn/ (old use, disapproving) a coward (= a person who lacks courage) Word Origin early 16th cent.: from French poltron, from Italian poltrone, perhaps from poltro ‘sluggard’.

Order placed, thanks PHILL !

It gave me Dermatitis.

Did your Grandfather have his coat pockets filled with ferrets ?