Dibs-h
Established Member
Once upon a time the body needed to find a boss to control its movements.
The eyes said, "I'm the boss because I see everything."
"No!" said the mouth. "I am the boss because all the food comes in me that makes you live."
"No!" said the heart. "I am the boss without my circulation you will surely die."
The @rsehole spoke, "You are all wrong, I am the boss."
The eyes, mouth and heart started laughing at the @rsehole.
So the @rsehole tightened. One day passed followed by the second and one the third, the eyes starting popping out, the mouth started frothing and the heart starting murmuring.
The @rsehole asked, "Do you all now agree I am the boss?" and they said, "Yes we do, you @rsehole."
The eyes said, "I'm the boss because I see everything."
"No!" said the mouth. "I am the boss because all the food comes in me that makes you live."
"No!" said the heart. "I am the boss without my circulation you will surely die."
The @rsehole spoke, "You are all wrong, I am the boss."
The eyes, mouth and heart started laughing at the @rsehole.
So the @rsehole tightened. One day passed followed by the second and one the third, the eyes starting popping out, the mouth started frothing and the heart starting murmuring.
The @rsehole asked, "Do you all now agree I am the boss?" and they said, "Yes we do, you @rsehole."
