whiskywill
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It's Monday morning, and the local postman - (we'll call him Dave) - is walking through the neighbourhood on his usual route, delivering the mail.
As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both the owner's cars were still in the driveway. "That's strange" he thought.
His wonder was cut short by Tom, the homeowner, shuffling out with a load of empty beer, wine and liquor bottles for the recycling bin.
"Wow Tom, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night ?" Dave comments.
Tom, in obvious pain from a massive hangover replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving
since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had 15 couples over from around the neighbourhood for some weekend fun and it got a bit
wild. We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing 'WHO AM I ?"
Dave thinks a moment and says, 'How do you play 'WHO AM I' ?"
"Well, said Tom, "all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only their "wedding tackle"
sticking out through a hole in the sheet, asking 'WHO AM I' ? Then all the women try to guess who it is.
Dave laughs and says, "Sounds like fun Tom, I'm sorry I missed it."
"Probably a good thing you did," Tom replied. "Your b****y name came up 7 times !!!"
As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both the owner's cars were still in the driveway. "That's strange" he thought.
His wonder was cut short by Tom, the homeowner, shuffling out with a load of empty beer, wine and liquor bottles for the recycling bin.
"Wow Tom, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night ?" Dave comments.
Tom, in obvious pain from a massive hangover replies "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving
since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had 15 couples over from around the neighbourhood for some weekend fun and it got a bit
wild. We all got so drunk around midnight that we started playing 'WHO AM I ?"
Dave thinks a moment and says, 'How do you play 'WHO AM I' ?"
"Well, said Tom, "all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only their "wedding tackle"
sticking out through a hole in the sheet, asking 'WHO AM I' ? Then all the women try to guess who it is.
Dave laughs and says, "Sounds like fun Tom, I'm sorry I missed it."
"Probably a good thing you did," Tom replied. "Your b****y name came up 7 times !!!"
