Sid the Fly !

[Blister]

Sid was flying along as you do when you are a fly when all of a sudden

Eureka :shock: :shock: , Sid had found a great big steaming dog poo

So fly's round and round in ever decreasing circles and lands on his very own pile of poo

Sid was so proud of his new poo he started to walk up and down , up and down to make sure no one else landed on his poo

After a bout 3 hours Sid has just got to the end of his poo when suddenly he see's a fly land on the other end

So he runs as fast as he can along his poo to get to the other end

Just as he is about to have a punch up with the intruder , he notices that the other fly is his old make Bob

so stops and asks " Well how are you Bob ? not seen you for ages "

Bob reply s " I have been on the SICK "

:mrgreen: :lol: :mrgreen:

 

[Saxwood]

pmsl

 

[Splintez]

Best laugh I've had since me gran caught her left t*t caught in the mangle.