Seasons Greetings from the Apprentice

[RossJarvis]

"Orl right then, I've hijacked the old duffer's lap-top to say Merry Christmas to all me mates on the forum, n' a Happy New Year too. 'E's only gone and leant me out to some courier service, Santa Paws I fink it is, 'You're Naff all use round 'ere' says 'e".

"Ho Ho Ho Oi!.....where's that sack of Hob-nobs gone?,......you, yes you, the new elf. is that crumbs I see around your mouth?"

"Gobble, Crunch, Grrmmph.....Crumbs..CRUMBS?.....that's sawdust you old Nerk...crunch, gobble, grmmph. Should 'ave gone to Specsavers granddad!"

 

[JustBen]

Ha ha.
Do your jacket sleeves tie at the front or at the back?
Merry Christmas.

 

[RossJarvis]

Ha ha.
Do your jacket sleeves tie at the front or at the back?
Merry Christmas.

Definitely at the back and someone else does them for me. Nice nurse, nice doctor!!