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Travis Byrne

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I bet you can see your self in here somewhere. :D




The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow
Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.


Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.


A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.


How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?


Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.


Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?


Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.


No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.


There are no new sins....the old ones just get more publicity.


There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4AM. It could be a right number. Think about this...,


No one ever says "It's only a game" when his team is winning.


I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.


Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.


The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.


Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?


Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.


After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
 

Alf

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Travis Byrne":2pyx42p1 said:
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
I know, isn't that a terrrible thought? All wrinkly and everything... :sick: I said that to a friend of mine after she revealed she'd got a 'too and she looked a bit thoughtful. Too bad she didn't get thoughtful before she had it done... :roll:

Cheers, Alf
 

Steve Maskery

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Travis, :)

Last year we visited some ancient National Trust place (that means old and uneconomical, but quaint, so we all pay for it anyway). One of the guides was a Mature Lady, with a tattoo on her shoulder. It just looked incongruous, but as you say, by the time I'm a DOM it will be the Norm (no woody pun intended).

Call me out of touch, but I'm afraid I really don't see the attraction of blue skin.

Steve, as nature intended (apart from the eyes).
 
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