Fat ferret
Established Member
The Lone ranger and Tonto pitch their tent on the prarie and go to sleep. They wake up but it's still dark. Tonto says, "look at all those stars, what that mean to you lone ranger?"
"Well I can see that the planet mercury is aligned with mars which means I am going to have some conflict in my work life but the appearance of the planet Saturn tells me I will be able to resolve it. The planet Venus is orbiting close too the sun which means I am going to meet someone new in my love life. What do the stars tell you tonto?"
"White man is fool, someone stolen tent!"
"Well I can see that the planet mercury is aligned with mars which means I am going to have some conflict in my work life but the appearance of the planet Saturn tells me I will be able to resolve it. The planet Venus is orbiting close too the sun which means I am going to meet someone new in my love life. What do the stars tell you tonto?"
"White man is fool, someone stolen tent!"
