How to put your attorney in his / her place

[Losos]

Apparently there's a book been published titled "Disorder in the American Courts" compiled from court stenographers transcripts.

Here's one that had me laughing:-

ATTORNEY: Doctor , before you performed the autopsy , did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So , then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure , Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see , but could the patient have still been alive , nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes , it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law.
Boom boom :lol:

 

[woodbloke]

Always a a good one :wink: - Rob