Help! Unreasonable wife!

[Stiggy]

...my wife is making me watch a film!

Something about it being Valentines day?


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!


I need my shed!!!!!!


:shock:

 

[AJB Temple]

Look mate. All wives are unreasonable. It's part of the job spec.
Just had Sunday lunch with mine. She wore a sexy dress. I did not expect that to happen so I did not wear my sexy dress as well.
As a solution to you problem - put TV or projector in shed for next year. Two birds and all that...

 

[Dalboy]

After 30+ years she knows I love her and I tell her so, but every time I do tell her she replies "WHAT DO YOU WANT" I just don't understand her :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You would think I would by now :roll:

 

[CHJ]

You'll get the hang of it eventually, wait until the kids have been married that long.

 

[DTR]

Doris: "So what have you got me for Valentine's Day?"

Me: "Skirting boards."

Doris: "Well, they last longer than flowers I suppose"

 

[markslathe]

LOL,after 30 years (me too) i prefer the shed. (hammer)

 

[Random Orbital Bob]

the trick is to make things she really likes and then dress them up as presents

 

[WoodnutAl]

A book has just been published called "Understanding Women" It's two feet thick and two million words. I can't see it ever being a best seller.

 

[jpt]

A book has just been published called "Understanding Women" It's two feet thick and two million words. I can't see it ever being a best seller.

And thats only volume one.

john

 

[yorkshirepudding]

Be careful what you wish for. She might want to take over the workshop.

 

[beganasatree]

Stiggy,you are still young and have many years still to go ,but it will get better.

Peter.

 

[John Brown]

Someone sent me this picture a few years back. Apologies if you've seen it already.