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Eric The Viking

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Sent to me earlier...
Five surgeons were discussing who were the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon said, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating
table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second responded, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything
inside them is colour-coded.'

The third surgeon said, 'Well, I really think Librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon chimed in, 'But what about builders?
They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the
end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving
parts - the mouth and the other end - and they're interchangeable'.
 
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