whiskywill
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A Welsh rugby fan is drinking in a Cardiff pub, when he gets a call on his
mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of
drinks for everybody in the bar announcing that his wife has just given
birth to a typical Welsh baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds but the rugby fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average in Wales ... like I said, my boy's a typical Welsh baby boy. Gonna be rugby player".
Congratulations showered him from all around amid many exclamations of WOW !
One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later he returns to the pub. The landlord says "Aren't you the father of that typical Welsh baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So,
how much does he weigh now?
The proud father answers "Twenty pounds"
The Landlord is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
The Welsh takes a slow swig of his Brains Dark beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans across the bar and proudly announces
"Had him circumcised...!
mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of
drinks for everybody in the bar announcing that his wife has just given
birth to a typical Welsh baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds but the rugby fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average in Wales ... like I said, my boy's a typical Welsh baby boy. Gonna be rugby player".
Congratulations showered him from all around amid many exclamations of WOW !
One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later he returns to the pub. The landlord says "Aren't you the father of that typical Welsh baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So,
how much does he weigh now?
The proud father answers "Twenty pounds"
The Landlord is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
The Welsh takes a slow swig of his Brains Dark beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans across the bar and proudly announces
"Had him circumcised...!
