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A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." The boy pleased with the answer, goes to...

Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on the back nine when Bob paused, looked down the fairway and began to sob uncontrollably. The other three gathered around him and asked: "What's wrong?" Bob looked down at his feet, sniffed and dried his eyes some...

The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "In moments of temptation," said the speaker to the class, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?" A sweet young thing in the back of the room rose to...

A young woman came home and told her mum that her steady boyfriend had proposed, but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell. "Marry him anyway, honey. Between the two of us, we'll show him just how very wrong he is."

One day, Mom was cleaning junior's room, and in the closet she found a bondage S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word. She finally asked him, " Well what...

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The survivors were marooned. ******* A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says: "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her...

Hi all, i recently acquired a second hand multicut 1 . Runs well, but even with reverse blades was leaving fuzzies on bottom of piece. I know, i thought, someone as altered stroke length to short for cutting metal. I take the side panel off & yes , link arm is indeed placed/connected nearest...

Good evening all, as anyone any experience of using a link belt ? I am probably pushing my hobbies treadle machine a little bit too hard cutting 3/4 inch softwood but i've broken the belt yet again. Thought i might give one a go, £12 approx on ebay. Any thoughts ? Thanks, john

Hi all, as a relatively new member can anyone tell me how, or if its possible to attach a pdf to an email or pm within this forum ? i've posted images but can't figure out how to attach pdf file . My dad always said its a good job i'm strong in the back :)

Hi all, while i was browsing ebay today i came across a hegner for sale in liverpool. Nothing new about that i hear you say :) i dont own an hegner & would like to know what you think about the blade holder/arm ,I have included an image of the top arm & blade support, all the hegners i've seen...

advice needed please hi guys, anybody know how i would go about making a couple of small brass catches i need to replace. they are only small but don't have a clue how to go about making them, i had a look on ebay for brasss block with the possibly naive idea that i could possibly use a...

Hi everyone, I'd like to introduce myself as a new user ( hope i'm posting this in right place :D ) My name is john & i currently live in lancashire on a narrowboat that i fit out myself, assisted by my wife i hasten to add ( just in case she stumbles on to this page :D ) i am currently...