whiskywill
Established Member
A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report regarding his missing wife:
Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector :-What is her height?
Husband
unno I never checked.
Inspector :-Slim or healthy?.
Husband :-Not slim, rarely healthy
Inspector :-Colour of eyes?
Husband :-I've Never looked.
Inspector :-Colour of hair?
Husband :-Changes according to the mood she's in !.
Inspector :-What was she wearing?
Husband :-Not sure whether it was a dress or trousers.
Inspector :-Was she driving?
Husband :-Yes.
Inspector :-Colour of the car? . . . . .
Husband :-Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 33 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door....................….and then the husband started crying...
Inspector:-Don't cry sir,.....we will find your car.
Husband :-I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector :-What is her height?
Husband
unno I never checked.Inspector :-Slim or healthy?.
Husband :-Not slim, rarely healthy
Inspector :-Colour of eyes?
Husband :-I've Never looked.
Inspector :-Colour of hair?
Husband :-Changes according to the mood she's in !.
Inspector :-What was she wearing?
Husband :-Not sure whether it was a dress or trousers.
Inspector :-Was she driving?
Husband :-Yes.
Inspector :-Colour of the car? . . . . .
Husband :-Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 33 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door....................….and then the husband started crying...
Inspector:-Don't cry sir,.....we will find your car.
