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Jonzjob

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The youngsters have a special language that seems to have spread all over the place and even into certain exams. Well I found this on another forum and thought it could come in handy for the more senior amongst us?

The last is my favourite :mrgreen:

The kids have all their texting codes...like

BFF (best friends forever)

WTF (what the f***?)

LOL (laughing out loud)


So why not some codes for seniors:

ATD - At the Doctor's

BFF - Best Friends Funeral

BTW - Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM - Covered by Medicare

CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

FYI - Found Your Insulin

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living on Lipitor

LWO - Lawrence Welk's On

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

ROFL...CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again

WTP - Where's the Prunes

WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

DTAF - Don't Trust A Fart
 

Jonzjob

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Not totally sure what you mean my man?? Sex??

That's what the coal is delivered in isn't it :? :?

Not that we have such a dirty thing as coal here. We burn wood, much nicer and kinder to the global warming situation. Cutting down all those silly trees 8) 8)
 

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