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Something (Romantic?) for Valentine's Day

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Gill

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And here are some verses that might be suitable for such a card:

  • I thought that I could love no other
    Until, that is, I met your brother.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
    the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

    Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot.
    This describes everything you're not.

    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that bag from off your face.

    I love your smile, your face, your eyes.
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
    Marrying you screwed up my life.

    I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming.

    My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way?

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime
 

Shady

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So what's this 'valentine's day' thing??? Some sort of corporate card design festival?
 

Midnight

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I prefer a more traditional Scots verse...

Money's tight and times are hard..
so here's yer bl@@dy valentines card...
 

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Gill - Brill :) - I suppose the next thing is Valentine cards from Axminster & Screwfix
 

Noel

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Back of a cornflake box, red and blue felt tip, sorted.....or drive to the nearest 24hr branch and buy some cornflakes and felt pens...

Noel
 

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Don't think there's a technical reason why you couldn't, let us know how you get on, maybe a CAD rendering and a few pictures. Can you get net access in the A & E dept?.....

Noel, who may have to go to a florists in the morning.
 
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