Questions

[jpt]

So the world is supposed to be ending today huh? That's bad. I never have found out who let the dogs out,
the way to get to Sesame Street,
why Dora doesn't just use Google maps,
why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery",
why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed,
why "abbreviated" is such a long word,
why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons,
why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections,
why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Why did Joanie love Chachi?
If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
Does the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune? Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs? And just what is Victoria's secret? You see, the world just has to keep going. I have too many questions...

 

[marcros]

i have seen Victoria's secret. not disimilar to Pandora's box...

 

[riclepp]

i have seen Victoria's secret. not disimilar to Pandora's box...

Does she know, and did you ask her??????? And you do known there are laws against seeing Victoria's secret!!
hehe

 

[stevebuk]

i want to know how the guy that drives the snowplough gets to work,,,hmmm..

 

[nev]

and how come there's only one monopolies commission?

 

[Pond]

Why is Dyslexia such a difficult word to spell?

Is Tipperary really a long way from everywhere?

How many boats sank before the laws of displacement were understood?

Why isn't water explosive, when it contains only hydrogen and oxygen??

 

[Steve Maskery]

Why isn't water explosive, when it contains only hydrogen and oxygen??

Now then, I can explain that one. You see it is to do with the relative energy levels...


...ah, I see, it's a rhetorical question...
I'll get my coat then...
S

 

[monkeybiter]

It'd be a bit bloody liveley round here today if it was explosive !

 

[tekno.mage]

i want to know how the guy that drives the snowplough gets to work,,,hmmm..

I think they let him take it home with him the night before the snow....

 

[johnluc]

what did they call a "photographic memory" before photography was invented ? :ho2

 

[Steve Maskery]

My girlfriend is 21 and has skin like a peach. Mind you, have you ever seen the skin of a 21 year-old peach?