Lons
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Confucious did NOT say.....
* Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
* Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
* Better to be pi***d off than pi***d on.
* Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
* Squirrel who runs up womans' leg will not find nuts.
* Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
* Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
* Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
* War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
* It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
* Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
* Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. .
* "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
Bob
* Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
* Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
* Better to be pi***d off than pi***d on.
* Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.
* Squirrel who runs up womans' leg will not find nuts.
* Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
* Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
* Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.
* War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
* It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
* Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
* Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. .
* "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
Bob
