Beware Ceylon Satinwood

[RogerS]

Under the section Possible Health Risks, my book lists .....dermatitis, nasal irritation, headaches and swelling of the scrotum :shock:

 

[soulboy]

so you'd need big cojones to use it?

 

[Scouse]

Under the section Possible Health Risks, my book lists .....dermatitis, nasal irritation, headaches and swelling of the scrotum :shock:

A badly maneuvered 12 foot plank of sycamore has, in the past, had a similar effect on me, but without the dermatitis, nasal irritation and headaches... :shock:

 

[Cegidfa]

Hello Soulboy,

Err... if you had large cojones to start with, you would end up needing baggier pants after the event :shock:
Perhaps Herr Goering should have used some........ If you are familier with the old WW2 soldier's song

Regards...Dick.

 

[RogerS]

Under the section Possible Health Risks, my book lists .....dermatitis, nasal irritation, headaches and swelling of the scrotum :shock:

A badly maneuvered 12 foot plank of sycamore has, in the past, had a similar effect on me, but without the dermatitis, nasal irritation and headaches... :shock:

One summer's day...wearing not much more than a pair of shorts. Hit the rewind button on the tape measure to recover 5 metres of tape. The metal tip overshot, whipped back at me, hit the end of my todger through my shorts. Now that also makes your eyes water.

 

[studders]

Oh yeah!!!
Fes up Rog, you was measuring it again weren't ya.





PS Thems Centimetres BTW.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Scouse]

you was measuring it again weren't ya. PS Thems Centimetres BTW. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hmmm... they do say you know your own tricks best, Steve... :lol: :lol:

El.

 

[studders]

Hmmm... they do say you know your own tricks best, Steve... :lol: :lol:

El.

Well..... errr.....