Steve Maskery
Established Member
Evening all.
3 weeks ago I slipped and fell whilst out walking. Slightly downhill, wet grass, mud. Bang, one big guy with his left knee underneath the right side of his manly body. I've a sprained ligament, torn catilage and a small fracture.I've gone from middle-aged to elderly in 1 second
They are not planning to do anything about the fracture, it's a small piece of bone that has been pulled away. The fragment will get re-absorbed by my body and the bone regenerate like Dr Who. I may need an op for the cartilage, but not until the ligament has healed. The life of the knee has been shortened by 10 years, apparently, and residual pain and arthritis beckons, according to the orthopaedic surgeon. I have to walk with crutches and all in all it is a pain, in every sense of the word.
This week I've been fitted with a leg brace - two big wraps of vecro padding and a couple of metal hinges. It's quite a nice piece of engineering, except for one tinsy-winsy problem.
It doesn't work.
Well it works in the sense that, when in place, it does what it is supposed to do, i.e. keep my leg from twisting, but it doesn't stay in place. I've only got to hobble a few paces and I can feel it sliding down my leg so that the hinge is no longer in line with my knee. I've tried taking it off and re-fitting it, and it is better, but the problem is not cured.
The fundamental problem is that my leg is bigger at he top than at the bottom, so it slips down like a cup out of a coffee machine.
My mate Bob suggested I gaffer-tape it to my goolies but somehow that idea does not appeal.
Does anyone else have a less eye-watering solution?
S
3 weeks ago I slipped and fell whilst out walking. Slightly downhill, wet grass, mud. Bang, one big guy with his left knee underneath the right side of his manly body. I've a sprained ligament, torn catilage and a small fracture.I've gone from middle-aged to elderly in 1 second
They are not planning to do anything about the fracture, it's a small piece of bone that has been pulled away. The fragment will get re-absorbed by my body and the bone regenerate like Dr Who. I may need an op for the cartilage, but not until the ligament has healed. The life of the knee has been shortened by 10 years, apparently, and residual pain and arthritis beckons, according to the orthopaedic surgeon. I have to walk with crutches and all in all it is a pain, in every sense of the word.
This week I've been fitted with a leg brace - two big wraps of vecro padding and a couple of metal hinges. It's quite a nice piece of engineering, except for one tinsy-winsy problem.
It doesn't work.
Well it works in the sense that, when in place, it does what it is supposed to do, i.e. keep my leg from twisting, but it doesn't stay in place. I've only got to hobble a few paces and I can feel it sliding down my leg so that the hinge is no longer in line with my knee. I've tried taking it off and re-fitting it, and it is better, but the problem is not cured.
The fundamental problem is that my leg is bigger at he top than at the bottom, so it slips down like a cup out of a coffee machine.
My mate Bob suggested I gaffer-tape it to my goolies but somehow that idea does not appeal.
Does anyone else have a less eye-watering solution?
S