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whiskywill

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This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two boxes of "VIC BITTER" cheap at the local Bottle Shop.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home.

I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous sheila in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of beer, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice,

"I'm a big believer in Barter, handsome. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"
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I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer 'ya got?"
 
After a few of these you would have your beer goggles on, and she wouldnt need to be sexy anyway, you could get half price!
 
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