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The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the1500s:

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odour, hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.


Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children and last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, “Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water”.


Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof, hence the saying “It's raining cats and dogs”.


There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.


The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt, hence the saying, “dirt poor”. The wealthy had slate floors that would get wet and slippery in the winter, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway to prevent this, which became known as a thresh hold.


In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while, hence the rhyme, “Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old”.


Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could “bring home the bacon”. They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and “chew the fat”.


Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the “upper crust”.



Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.


Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up, hence the custom of holding a “wake”.


England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive, so they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell, thus someone could be “saved by the bell” or was considered a “dead ringer”.


Now, whoever said that History was boring?
 
I have seen this elsewhere, and there is a thorough de-bunking of it on Snopes.

Most of this is pure tosh.............the bathing/ flower at weddings stuff is nonsense, as is cats and dogs, thresholds, reburials, tomatos etc.........

...........however, the upper crust thing is correct. It is about the only thing that is.

Mike
 
Who do those snopes people think that they are, thats just their opinion,I like those reasons...old wives tales,handed down from one to another.Everyone has their own opinion.
 
Grinding One":184t7i28 said:
Who do those snopes people think that they are, thats just their opinion,I like those reasons...old wives tales,handed down from one to another.Everyone has their own opinion.

Whilst you might like them G.O., they are simply wrong.

For instance, in my area of expertise, a threshold is part of a barn. It is a moveable board placed across the entrance (mid-stray) to the threshing floor. The crop was placed on the floor, threshed, and winnowed (I believe this is the right term), and the board was to hold the grain in the barn on the brick (or stone) floor) and prevent it spilling into the farmyard mud outside. The doors had to be open to allow the wind to seperate the wheat from the chaff, hence the need for a retaining board. A threshold was indeed a thresh-hold, but not as described.

The thatch story is also nonsense. How can animals, which indeed were kept inside, be swept off the roof by rain.....when they are inside?

Much better to believe the reality than a nice story.........the latter is the way we end up with religion.

Mike
 
Mike Garnham":u79k1dqp said:
Much better to believe the reality than a nice story.........the latter is the way we end up with religion.

Mike

:D :D Heh heh Mike ... that could be a 'touchpaper-lit' statement in some quarters ! ... but I agree 100% :lol: :lol:


BTW - how did you go. with the Aluminium bending ? .. any joy ?
 
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