:lol:
Consequent to this revelation, I have petitioned the Board for a company rebranding. After several hours of deliberating, the committee decided to change the name of the company to Smiling Macaque Industries. However this was vetoed at the eleventh hour by the PR department, who are concerned that it will alienate our primary demographic. They finally agreed on Smiling Monkey Industries, on the understanding that a 3 year old probably knows what a monkey is.
In an addendum to the motion, it was also agreed (in deference to PETA) to pay royalties to the copyright holder of our company logo. The macaque named as Naruto, who may actually be a macaque who chooses to remain anonymous, will be paid a substantial percentage of any profits made by our non-profit organisation.
Oh, and I made another stick. With a housing in it.
Thanks all
Consequent to this revelation, I have petitioned the Board for a company rebranding. After several hours of deliberating, the committee decided to change the name of the company to Smiling Macaque Industries. However this was vetoed at the eleventh hour by the PR department, who are concerned that it will alienate our primary demographic. They finally agreed on Smiling Monkey Industries, on the understanding that a 3 year old probably knows what a monkey is.
In an addendum to the motion, it was also agreed (in deference to PETA) to pay royalties to the copyright holder of our company logo. The macaque named as Naruto, who may actually be a macaque who chooses to remain anonymous, will be paid a substantial percentage of any profits made by our non-profit organisation.
Oh, and I made another stick. With a housing in it.
Thanks all