AES
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Late in the night he finally regained consciousness.
He was in hospital, in terrible pain.
He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, wearing a breathing mask, with wires monitoring every function, and a nurse hovering over him.
He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.
The nurse looked straight into his eyes with a deep, serious look, and speaking slowly and clearly, enunciating every word and syllable, said to him "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble a reply:
"Can I feel your ****s, then?"
Now THAT my friends is a positive attitude!
AES
He was in hospital, in terrible pain.
He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in both arms, wearing a breathing mask, with wires monitoring every function, and a nurse hovering over him.
He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.
The nurse looked straight into his eyes with a deep, serious look, and speaking slowly and clearly, enunciating every word and syllable, said to him "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble a reply:
"Can I feel your ****s, then?"
Now THAT my friends is a positive attitude!
AES
