Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
New media
New media comments
Latest activity
CMS
Articles
How-To’s
Projects
Joints
Router Cutters
Tool Setups
Finishing
Misc How-To’s
Videos
Media
New media
New comments
Search media
Members
Current visitors
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Off-Topic
General Chat (Off-Topic)
New Business
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Help Support UKworkshop.co.uk:
Message
<blockquote data-quote="Garno" data-source="post: 1428308" data-attributes="member: 27588"><p>I will be launching a brand new business tomorrow, or next month, or the day after tomorrow, anyway it will be soon.</p><p></p><p>The idea stems from Slimmer's world and weight watchers but with a very slight difference, The business platform would be the same as in monthly subscriptions or discounted rates for a 3 month, 6 month, 9 month and a 12 month plan respectively.</p><p></p><p>The name of the business and the whole concept will be called "<span style="font-family: 'verdana'"><strong>FAT WATCHERS WORLD</strong></span>" and this is how it will work, </p><p>Every week or once a week or every 7 days (not sure what one yet) the members will receive (via email) a random image, ranging from a cup cake all the way through to an extra large bar of Cadbury's Dairy Milk. </p><p>Once a month, probably the 15th as that falls in most months, all of the members will receive an image (via email) of the cream cake of the month. The jury is still out as to if gateaux's are to be included in the cake of the month. </p><p>On the 7th (or 8th or 23rd) of every month all of the members will receive an image of (via email) a nice pudding with custard and finally on the 28th day of the month a random image of other really fattening stuff will be sent to all of the members (via email).</p><p></p><p>A private forum will be (or might be) made available for the members to offer each other that little bit of encouragement that is needed from time to time when your resolve falters a little.</p><p>For those times when your eyes have looked at that Aldi salad longer than 3 seconds or for the times when you buy a new tracksuit, </p><p>not for lounging about in but to actually do some exercise, pretend or otherwise.</p><p></p><p>At "<strong><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">FAT WATCHERS WORLD</span></strong>" we know just how hard it is to become a tubby, </p><p>my own personal battle lasted years, that's years of being skinny, or as the P.C types would say slim, </p><p>I always knew I was a fatty trapped inside a slim body I would awake each morning in tears trying to figure out how I could get away from eating salads and all the healthy food that are constantly being thrown at us by advertisers and celebrity chef's (We hate you Jamie Oliver). </p><p></p><p>Then it came to me, I had in my mind thought of a way to get fatter or more rotund, and I gave it a try. </p><p>It was soon apparent that I had succeeded where so many others have failed and over a 3 year period my weight had increased by a wonderful 417%, that's right 431% over such a short period. </p><p>With the help of "<strong><span style="font-family: 'verdana'">FAT WATCHERS WORLD</span></strong>" our members will strive for those weight increases and they may even gain some weight whilst being members.</p><p>We aim to take our members by the hand (not literally) through the veritable minefield of getting fat.</p><p>We shall show them the tips and tricks that I have learnt the hard way to reach their goals.</p><p></p><p>I have a team of dedicated fatties already working for me to make this business a success. </p><p>Actually I will have a team of fatties before I launch, they may not all be fat and may not be a team.</p><p>In fact I have not recruited anyone yet.</p><p>Recruitment is proving rather difficult if the truth be known. </p><p>All of the above will be free of charge to those members who pay a subscription at the following rates</p><p></p><p>Monthly subscription (A 5 year contract) ................................................ £58pm</p><p>3 monthly subscription (6 year contract) ................................................. £173.50</p><p>6 monthly subscription (7 year contract) .................................................. £346.00</p><p>9 monthly subscription (8 year contract) .................................................. £517.50</p><p>12 monthly subscription (9 year contract) ................................................ £574.25</p><p></p><p>I will also be offering 1 - 1 help for £50ph per member (10 sessions minimum per year per member required) </p><p>That will include video conferencing groups of no more than 25 members where we shall go over some fat facts and eat a few cream cakes and maybe a couple of chocolate bars, not bad for £65ph I'm sure you will agree, (member would need to provide own cakes and chocolate bars)</p><p>I will also be offering an email service direct to myself for about £15 per email (including invoices) </p><p></p><p>I just need to get a few things into place before I launch,</p><p>1) I need staff (preferably fatties like myself)</p><p>2) Website</p><p>3) Domain name</p><p>4) Someone to build my website for about £10 (how hard can building one be?)</p><p>5) Website hosting thing</p><p>6) Advertising.</p><p></p><p>I think most of that can be paid for by me either going on Dragons den and accepting any offer</p><p>or get someone to start a go fund me thing (Capt Tom got £30m)</p><p>I hope no one steals this business plan as many years work have gone into formulating it.</p><p>This time in the future I will be a millionaire <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😜" title="Winking face with tongue :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f61c.png" data-shortname=":stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Garno, post: 1428308, member: 27588"] I will be launching a brand new business tomorrow, or next month, or the day after tomorrow, anyway it will be soon. The idea stems from Slimmer's world and weight watchers but with a very slight difference, The business platform would be the same as in monthly subscriptions or discounted rates for a 3 month, 6 month, 9 month and a 12 month plan respectively. The name of the business and the whole concept will be called "[FONT=verdana][B]FAT WATCHERS WORLD[/B][/FONT]" and this is how it will work, Every week or once a week or every 7 days (not sure what one yet) the members will receive (via email) a random image, ranging from a cup cake all the way through to an extra large bar of Cadbury's Dairy Milk. Once a month, probably the 15th as that falls in most months, all of the members will receive an image (via email) of the cream cake of the month. The jury is still out as to if gateaux's are to be included in the cake of the month. On the 7th (or 8th or 23rd) of every month all of the members will receive an image of (via email) a nice pudding with custard and finally on the 28th day of the month a random image of other really fattening stuff will be sent to all of the members (via email). A private forum will be (or might be) made available for the members to offer each other that little bit of encouragement that is needed from time to time when your resolve falters a little. For those times when your eyes have looked at that Aldi salad longer than 3 seconds or for the times when you buy a new tracksuit, not for lounging about in but to actually do some exercise, pretend or otherwise. At "[B][FONT=verdana]FAT WATCHERS WORLD[/FONT][/B]" we know just how hard it is to become a tubby, my own personal battle lasted years, that's years of being skinny, or as the P.C types would say slim, I always knew I was a fatty trapped inside a slim body I would awake each morning in tears trying to figure out how I could get away from eating salads and all the healthy food that are constantly being thrown at us by advertisers and celebrity chef's (We hate you Jamie Oliver). Then it came to me, I had in my mind thought of a way to get fatter or more rotund, and I gave it a try. It was soon apparent that I had succeeded where so many others have failed and over a 3 year period my weight had increased by a wonderful 417%, that's right 431% over such a short period. With the help of "[B][FONT=verdana]FAT WATCHERS WORLD[/FONT][/B]" our members will strive for those weight increases and they may even gain some weight whilst being members. We aim to take our members by the hand (not literally) through the veritable minefield of getting fat. We shall show them the tips and tricks that I have learnt the hard way to reach their goals. I have a team of dedicated fatties already working for me to make this business a success. Actually I will have a team of fatties before I launch, they may not all be fat and may not be a team. In fact I have not recruited anyone yet. Recruitment is proving rather difficult if the truth be known. All of the above will be free of charge to those members who pay a subscription at the following rates Monthly subscription (A 5 year contract) ................................................ £58pm 3 monthly subscription (6 year contract) ................................................. £173.50 6 monthly subscription (7 year contract) .................................................. £346.00 9 monthly subscription (8 year contract) .................................................. £517.50 12 monthly subscription (9 year contract) ................................................ £574.25 I will also be offering 1 - 1 help for £50ph per member (10 sessions minimum per year per member required) That will include video conferencing groups of no more than 25 members where we shall go over some fat facts and eat a few cream cakes and maybe a couple of chocolate bars, not bad for £65ph I'm sure you will agree, (member would need to provide own cakes and chocolate bars) I will also be offering an email service direct to myself for about £15 per email (including invoices) I just need to get a few things into place before I launch, 1) I need staff (preferably fatties like myself) 2) Website 3) Domain name 4) Someone to build my website for about £10 (how hard can building one be?) 5) Website hosting thing 6) Advertising. I think most of that can be paid for by me either going on Dragons den and accepting any offer or get someone to start a go fund me thing (Capt Tom got £30m) I hope no one steals this business plan as many years work have gone into formulating it. This time in the future I will be a millionaire 😜 [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Off-Topic
General Chat (Off-Topic)
New Business
Join the conversation!
Register today and take advantage of membership benefits.
It's FREE!
Participate in both public and private conversations with people that share your interest
Start new threads
See less ads
Enter your email address to join:
Thank you! Please check your email inbox to continue.
There's already a member associated with this email address. Please
log in
or
retrieve your password
.
Already a member?
Click here to log in
Don't like ads?
Did you know that registered members can turn off the ads?
Register today and take advantage of membership benefits.
Enter your email address to join:
Thank you! Please check your email inbox to continue.
There's already a member associated with this email address. Please
log in
or
retrieve your password
.
Already a member?
Click here to log in
Top
