Chippygeoff
Established Member
New medical terminology
ARTERY..............The study of paintings.
BACTERIA...........The back door of a cafe.
BARIUM..............What doctors do when patients die.
CAESAREAN SECTION.........A neighbourhood in Rome.
CAUTERISE..........Made eye contact with her.
COMA.................A punctuation mark.
D & C.................Where Washington is.
DILATE............... To live longer.
ENEMA................Not a friend.
FESTER................Quicker.
FIBULA................A small lie.
GENITAL..............Not a Jew.
LABOUR PAIN.......Getting hurt at work.
MEDICAL STAFF.........A doctors cane.
MORBID...............A higher offer.
NITRATES.............Cheaper than day rates.
NODE...................Was aware of.
OUTPATIENT..........A person who has fainted.
PELVIS..................A cousin of Elvis.
RECOVERY ROOM.............A place to do upholstery.
RECTUM....................Almost killed them.
SECRETION.............Hiding something.
SEIZURE...............A Roman emporor.
TERMINAL ILLNESS...............Getting sick at the airport.
TUMOUR...............More than one.
URINE................Opposite of, you're out.
VARICOSE..........Nearby.
VEIN.................Conceited.
ARTERY..............The study of paintings.
BACTERIA...........The back door of a cafe.
BARIUM..............What doctors do when patients die.
CAESAREAN SECTION.........A neighbourhood in Rome.
CAUTERISE..........Made eye contact with her.
COMA.................A punctuation mark.
D & C.................Where Washington is.
DILATE............... To live longer.
ENEMA................Not a friend.
FESTER................Quicker.
FIBULA................A small lie.
GENITAL..............Not a Jew.
LABOUR PAIN.......Getting hurt at work.
MEDICAL STAFF.........A doctors cane.
MORBID...............A higher offer.
NITRATES.............Cheaper than day rates.
NODE...................Was aware of.
OUTPATIENT..........A person who has fainted.
PELVIS..................A cousin of Elvis.
RECOVERY ROOM.............A place to do upholstery.
RECTUM....................Almost killed them.
SECRETION.............Hiding something.
SEIZURE...............A Roman emporor.
TERMINAL ILLNESS...............Getting sick at the airport.
TUMOUR...............More than one.
URINE................Opposite of, you're out.
VARICOSE..........Nearby.
VEIN.................Conceited.
