If you've not heard of The Heart of England Forest - or The Forest of Dennis, Google it. In the meantime -
(The corkscrew's behind you, young feller),
This Petrus is all that I've got
We're making a dent in the cellar,
But I'm damned if I'll leave it to rot.
They tell me I'm riddled with cancer,
So I'm planning to croak with elan,
If you'll pass the cigars and decanter
I'll be dying as hard as I can.
R.I.P. Felix Dennis 1947 - 2014.
(The corkscrew's behind you, young feller),
This Petrus is all that I've got
We're making a dent in the cellar,
But I'm damned if I'll leave it to rot.
They tell me I'm riddled with cancer,
So I'm planning to croak with elan,
If you'll pass the cigars and decanter
I'll be dying as hard as I can.
R.I.P. Felix Dennis 1947 - 2014.