Joke Thread III
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Jameshow
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I think Stuart's part of the joke thread!
Doug B
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Sachakins
The most wasted of days is one without woodwork
"A guy walks into a lumberyard and asks for some two-by-fours. The clerk asks, “How long do you need them?” The guy answers, “A long time. We’re going to build a house."
Have you been away Stuart !
My wife said she had just bought a bacon slicer on internet , I arrived this morning very disappointed it wasn't the one from the old joke 
Jameshow
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Went to a restaurant last night, the waiter said "For starters there's badger soup, followed by roast badger and finishing with badger mousse”
Is there anything else apart from badger?" I asked.
“No", he replied. "It's a sett menu."
Is there anything else apart from badger?" I asked.
“No", he replied. "It's a sett menu."
The_Yellow_Ardvark
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stuart little
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Thanks, Mike! I don't always see the joke, b u t , whenever I crack an egg I ALWAYS see the yoke!
stuart little
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You've sussed me out!
artie
Sawdust manufacturer.
Popcorn, I think.
Cozzer
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Thanks, Mike! I don't always see the joke, b u t , whenever I crack an egg I ALWAYS see the yoke!
Methinks your case rests, MikeK....
The_Yellow_Ardvark
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Doug B
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When they told her to look down the camera lens she took them a little too seriously
There is an amazing optical illusion in that image. I swear that if you stare at it long enough you will eventually see a handbag right there in the picture.
Cozzer
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Or, "Have you been put away, Stuart!"
On you specific advice I tried again . Nope no sign of a handbag.
I'm sure she is cross-eyed.When they told her to look down the camera lens she took them a little too seriously
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