Joke Thread 4

[Jameshow]

Last night my wife told me that I remind her of the sea.
"What, you mean I'm wild and unpredictable?' I asked.
She said, 'No, you make me sick.'

She has a cruel tongue...

My daughter said you argue like cat and mouse, I think she meant cat and dog! but it does feel like cat and mouse!!!

 

[Doug B]

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[dzj]

 

[Sachakins]

Not allowed to serve curry anymore!

 

[Amateur]

Indian astronaut enjoys his first beer on the moon reports reuters after todays successful landing.

 

[treeturner123]

Indian astronaut enjoys his first beer on the moon reports reuters after todays successful landing.

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That's all very well

BUT

There's no atmosphere!

 

[Amateur]

Cooking tip No 39.

May I remind you as Autumn is upon us, that if you find any of those spikey creatures walking round your garden then rolling them in clay and cooking at 180 deg c in a pre heated oven for 35 minutes, then served with a peppecorn sauce, is the preferred method.

 

[Amateur]

That's all very well

BUT

There's no atmosphere!

How would you know?
You've been reading too much fake news

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Jameshow]

Indian astronaut enjoys his first beer on the moon reports reuters after todays successful landing.

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I'm guessing an estate agent took that picture!

 

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Cordy]

A mate of mine who loves star gazing with his World class telescopic lens,

tells me that a new corner shop has just opened up on the south pole of the moon....

 

[bushwhaker]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Thingybob]

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I'd hate to meet his brother if they were his hand me downs

 

[Robbo3]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]