Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhh

[Lons]

know it all curmudgeons

:lol: :lol: :lol: Pot / kettle / black. (hammer)

 

[MrTeroo]

Meaningless....

 

[Lons]

Maybe you should try google then

 

[MrTeroo]

Yep, did that.

Still meaningless

 

[MrTeroo]

Just spotted that The Repair Shop At Christmas is on BBC2 at 7pm tonight.

I'll get my popcorn ready for the resulting grumpy old git fest that will follow....

 

[Lons]

Yep, did that.

Still meaningless

Really? :roll: Maybe a visit to specsavers is called for but you know exactly what was meant by that (hammer)

Maybe I should have said:

“The pot calls the pan burnt-buttocks.” “the shovel insults the poker”, “the kiln calls the oven ‘Burnt House’, a Bengalese sieve that scoffs at a needle for “having a hole in your tail.”
Or if you're religious: “beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye” without considering “the beam that is in thine own.”

I don't believe for one minute you don't know it's “to criticize someone for a fault you also possess.” :roll: (hammer)

Have a good Christmas, hope there are plenty of those rubbish programs on for you, won't bother me there are plenty of alternatives.

cheers
Bob

 

[Claymore]

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[MrTeroo]

Yep, did that.

Still meaningless

Really? :roll: Maybe a visit to specsavers is called for but you know exactly what was meant by that (hammer)

Maybe I should have said:

“The pot calls the pan burnt-buttocks.” “the shovel insults the poker”, “the kiln calls the oven ‘Burnt House’, a Bengalese sieve that scoffs at a needle for “having a hole in your tail.”
Or if you're religious: “beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye” without considering “the beam that is in thine own.”

I don't believe for one minute you don't know it's “to criticize someone for a fault you also possess.” :roll: (hammer)

Have a good Christmas, hope there are plenty of those rubbish programs on for you, won't bother me there are plenty of alternatives.

cheers
Bob

I know exactly what it means.

I'm struggling to find the context though.

That's what renders it meaningless.

 

[Lons]

all you know it all curmudgeons

That statement, but then you know that already as well.

As I said, have a good Christmas and happy trolling. :lol:

 

[Lons]

Bah Humbug! :lol: :wink: shame i will miss it as I am making Ruth a new ironing board from a garden shed roof...if you varnish the pigeon muck it looks like icing on a cake :ho2

:lol: :lol: Can you make me one as well, the missus would love that.

 

[MrTeroo]

all you know it all curmudgeons

That statement, but then you know that already as well.

As I said, have a good Christmas and happy trolling. :lol:

"Happy trolling" lol

Now I can use the phrase pot kettle to you and it definitely has context

Have a good Christmas yourself

 

[Claymore]

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[Lons]

Bah Humbug! :lol: :wink: shame i will miss it as I am making Ruth a new ironing board from a garden shed roof...if you varnish the pigeon muck it looks like icing on a cake :ho2

:lol: :lol: Can you make me one as well, the missus would love that.

As Ruth doesn't know where to find the iron (its under the dusters with her purse) I will post it to ya direct

only problem i have now is the rain getting in the shed #-o :ho2

You don't get rain in Scotland do you? :wink:
Nip down to the local tip, get a few plastic bags, stick them on the roof with pritt stick, dribble on a bit of paint and sign it.
you'll make a fortune from the tourists. :ho2

 

[Lons]

all you know it all curmudgeons

That statement, but then you know that already as well.

As I said, have a good Christmas and happy trolling. :lol:

"Happy trolling" lol

Now I can use the phrase pot kettle to you and it definitely has context

Have a good Christmas yourself

As someone said "meaningless" (hammer)

 

[MrTeroo]

Yes but when it was said before it was relevant.

You're just trolling for the sake of it now and banging your little hammer.

Quiet time now......

 

[Jonzjob]

Choose your weapons gentlemen (?) but don't forget that the minimum range is 20 paces!

http://www.independent.co.uk/extras/ind ... 49331.html

Try to choose one with a nice BIG brass buckle for the max damage though? :deer :deer and if you choose a goodun it may well be reconstructed as a toilet seat by some TV company show or sumfin??? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

 

[Lons]

Choose your weapons gentlemen (?) but don't forget that the minimum range is 20 paces!

http://www.independent.co.uk/extras/ind ... 49331.html

Try to choose one with a nice BIG brass buckle for the max damage though? :deer :deer and if you choose a goodun it may well be reconstructed as a toilet seat by some TV company show or sumfin??? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

:lol: :lol: No I've given up John, Goodwill to all at Christmas. ( My missus says tI have to ) :lol: